Fake Hips

Ever wondered what makes children adorable? The commonest answer to the question is innocence, but even that was unconvincing until a recent NTV news item opened my eyes. It was about how artificial bums
have hit Kampala's beauty parlours big-time! And just like that, the scales fell off and for the first time I saw that children are exceptionally charming for the simple reason that they are the realest people in the world.

An angry child expresses anger with tears but when reparation is made through sweets supplemented with a little tickling, the child forgives and the house is soon filled with laughter and sunshine again. I don't know why, but this realness seems to peter out the older we get. Mistrust takes the place of innocence and simplicity is displaced by superficiality masquerading as sophistication. We wear suits in the blazing sun, feign exotic accents and pin our navels because these are Hollywood times, and we must follow the script or stay in the past.

Consequently, many have been mentally enslaved to believe that natural beauty is no longer good enough. So it is enhanced in the plastic surgeon's laboratory where women are given mighty boobs and lips that are said to hypnotize even the most difficult man. But most of the dazzling-up is done at the beauty mall with all sorts of skin-bleaching chemicals, and where the hottest course is 'the art of wearing a wig.'

Therefore it should not surprise that herbal bums have been added to the madness. Men, we are officially in trouble. If you thought a new pair of spike heels for every party in town was draining your wallet, wait till your madam hands you the artificial bum bill! Even the naturally well-endowed women have declared the new bum "a must-have" as they have been blinded into believing that a man's eyes will never stray from it!

This is where you want to believe that women are indeed the weaker sex if they can fall for such duplicity. No man in his right senses would want to date a woman with an artificial bum. You have to first accept yourself; believe in yourself before the others can genuinely connect with you. And the closer you are to your true self, the more you radiate from the inside out, and inadvertently draw men to you just like light attracts fireflies. 

So, really, you are beautiful and sexy the way you were created. Don't trade that for a fake butt, and any thing else superficial for that matter.